If There Were A Book About You What Would The Title Be?

[Concrete Cock]

For me it's gotta be "Handsome Man Discount". I got a 10% discount from Burger King three days ago probably just by making pleasant eye contact with the cash register illegal alien lady. Next time I'm gonna fluff up my peacock in the parking lot before going in and get 25% off.

 

[tvstrip]

Dino, I thought it would be "A man with a thousand faces" ... I'm getting dizzy with all the avatar/name changes LOL

 

[Theopolis Q. Hossenffer]

"Born Dumb, gonna Die Dumb"

 

[Donnyy]

"By Chance". Everything that happened in my life was by Chance. The story of how a simple guy tries to live with these accidents